Work is so fucking stupid
Why can’t I just sleep all day
I fucking miss being able to sleep all day.

10 hours ago
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stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

10 hours ago
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How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live ‘em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give ‘em.
Shel Silverstein (via observando)
11 hours ago
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toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

11 hours ago
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anus:

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

i like it deep

11 hours ago
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grace-heckbig:

Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate Mamrie Hart

I think this might be my 10th time reblogging this

thiselephantes:

talk to your mother, open the windows, and forgive some one today.

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